The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.

-- KJV


When that mf had a gun to my head, I said the 23rd psalm.
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Psalm West is the son of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Born May 10, 2019
You know Kanye's baby Psalm West?
Yeah, he is cute.
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The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.

-- KJV

When that mf had a gun to my head, I said the 23rd psalm.
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An awesome 1992 album from legendary Industrial Metal group Ministry. Often known as "Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the way to suck eggs" or ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ (Greek for "Head" and "69"). The album contains two of Ministry's best known hits, "NWO", an anti-war song aimed at then-president George H.W. Bush, and "Just One Fix", which had legendary writer William S. Burroughs.
In order to knock the Justin Bieber out of Seth, I'm going to tie him in a chair, tape his mouth shut, and play Ministry's Psalm 69 album at full volume.
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When the psalmist reminds us to praise and sing for joy to the Lord with thanksgiving, who holds the mountains and the seas; and not to harden our hearts when we hear His voice—to avoid the mistakes of our ancestors, who tried and tested Him even though they saw how He delivered them from slavery and provided for them in the dessert, whose disobedience prevented them from entering the land of milk and honey.
Psalm 95 shows that praising and worshiping God is as important as praying and prostrating to Him—to rejoice with songs of praise anytime and anywhere for His goodness to us, while we pray to Him to heal and deliver us.
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A sinner’s prayer to God to come quickly to save them, so that those who want them to die be ashamed and confused, or who wish to hurt or laugh at them be disgraced for what they have done, while those who seek Him will rejoice in Him and proclaim, “Praise God!”
Psalm 70 reminds believers that the weight of their enemies’ shame, who rejoice in their misfortune or misery, would force them to turn back, and that God is the One who helps them and saves them.
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The second book of Psalms warns both nations and rulers of two choices: defy God and perish, or depend on Him and prosper—those who are against Christ, God’s Anointed, will be frustrated and crushed, but those who surrender to Him and serve Him can rejoice with trembling.
If only nations, groups, and individuals that are against Christ and hell-bent to harming or destroying Christians and Jews worldwide grasp the meaning of Psalm 2, they’d know that their words and curses and actions would only lead them to more physical or financial pain and suffering, spiritual confusion, and eternal condemnation—those who defy God and His Kingdom in Jesus Christ would be broken, but those who surrender to Him would be blessed.
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