One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face
by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010
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25 or more grams of powder protein consummed will cause you to wake up the next morning to endure a very large and fresh shit
"Stephan where did you go," asked the professor"
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you
by Stephan bret williams August 30, 2007
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A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"
Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
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when you hit someone, preferably in the face, with splooge.
I shot your wife with protein bullets after she sucked my dick!
by D1(|< $|\/|00t June 4, 2010
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When one ejaculates on to the ceiling, and then lays back as it drip drip drips into ones mouth.

Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
by Supersteeze May 3, 2017
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