The lowering of an entire generation of IQs by offering a television offering that is the adult version of teletubbies. Woo! I'm showing my fake boobs! Woo! Now the boys will like me!
The Girls Gone Wild videos represent the further MTVification of American Culture
Though this might surprise you Army Football is one of the most storied franchises in college football. During the 1940's turnouts at Notre Dame / Army football games in New York city were over 100,000 at the old polo grounds. They are the owners of a number of undefeated seasons and two national championships. They have produced three Heisman trophy winners. Vince Lombardi was an assistant coach at Army. Army's current coach is Bobby Ross, who took the San Diego Chargers to the Super Bowl. Notre Dame's Rockne Gymnasium has the Army Academy crest inscribed on the side as a sign of their respect for their war time service.
Army's traditional rival is Navy, whose nationally televised game is normally shown on whatever weekend the more popular teams don't happen to be playing (typically early Dec). Its a decent draw, normally played in Giants Stadium, JFK in philadelphia, or one year head scratchingly in the Rose Bowl
Modern recruiting and the requirement of a service obligation after graduation has now unfortunately reduced Army Football to a laughingstock of the CFL. (Which some recent bright spots... close losses to Alabama and Auburn in bowl games) At one point they set a record of losses in college football by going 0-13.
Have to give some credit to Army Football guys though cause they have to attend class, have to take their own tests, and have to do all the crummy stuff the other academy guys do.
I don't know how in the heck Navy football pulls off these good teams lately and good for them! But Navy seems to get the media breaks. They get Top Gun, Army gets Blackhawk down. They get Navy Seals and Army gets an ESPN movie about the Army Football cheating scandal!
Contrary to what you might have seen on MASH, nobody in the real Navy or Army give a crap about the Army / Navy game unless they are former players. Days off are given for the Super Bowl in the Army, not the Army/Navy game... what does that tell you.
Army Football sure has stunk for a long time but lets face it, they should be in the Patriot league Division 1AA.
"I need a man for a tough and dangerous mission, I want a West Point Football Player" -- Some famous WW2 general (caveat- he was an alum)
Props to Texas A&M, Notre Dame, The Citadel, Norwich, Air Force, and VMI for their fine record of military service in our nation's wars
A form of government that sounds fair (like sharing your leftover sandwich with some bum on the street) but often is just hijacked by a small group of elites who promise that the poor lazy types will get to take the property and wealth of the enterprising rich types. In the end history records them as jagoffs: Stalin, Castro, Kim Il Sung, Mao Tse Tug, Ho Chi Minh were all "Communists" that in real life were probably among the richest people on earth... now how could that possibly happen in a "Communist" country?
Communism makes people feel compassion for their fellow man but there has yet to be a TRUE Communist state even attempted. Though to be honest if I were in a TRUE Communist state I sure wouldn't work very hard, cause really, why should I? I'm owed stuff by my Communist government. Gimme!
A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"
Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!
Anytime the subject of the conversion obviates the need to ask the full version question
Context / Full test of The Question
People who used to live in Utah: "So you a mormon?"
Girlfriend with long term boyfriend: "Will you marry me?"
New Relationships: "How may men you been with?"
Tall guys: "You play basketball?"
Shaquille O'Neill: "So how big IS your penis?"
High School Female Gym Teacher: "So you're gay right?"
Mensa members: "So if you are so damn smart why aren't you rich?"
For women about new boyfriends: "So is my dick bigger or smaller than most dudes you been with?"
For women with big boobs: "They real?" or alternatively "Why don't you just stuff your bra?"
For old women that live alone: "So how many cats do YOU have?"
For old men that live alone "So is that smell BO, farts, mildew, or what exactly?"
For fat ladies: "When you due?"
For fat men: "so can you actually SEE your penis without a mirror?" or alternately "Do you have to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick?"
Combination of Black plus Denial. Its the answer a White woman who went black "And then made a difficult decision to go back" (--footnote goes to Cleveland Brown
of family guy) to her white boyfriend
(The actual answer is "No, none have ever asked me out")
My new boyfriend asked the standard girlfriend material test question and I gave the Blackial
Drinking the cheap beer or wine at home or in your car in the parking lot to catch a buzz before buying the expensive booze at the club
Q: What time you wanna head out?
A: I dunno, lets Pre-Beer it around 8 pm