prongs

1) the units that measure the speed at which your brain is processing things
- normal people have an odd number of prongs, very very smart people have even numbers of prongs
- the lower the number of prongs, the slower you are functioning
Person 1: I'm so tired I'm operating on three prongs right now.
Person 2: We should ask TB, he has an even number of prongs
by xX_leg_Xx May 30, 2020
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(Prong, pronging, pronged, will prong)

1: To have sexual relations.

2: Like spooning, but with four people, like the 4 prongs on a spork.
"I don't prong on the first date.", "I pronged her so hard last night.", "I was proning with my 3 best friends last night.", or "Pronging in bed keeps me warm.
by The Sporks!!! December 02, 2010
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prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang
We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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Pronged

It’s when you go beyond horny and no longer fit into that category, you’re pronged
“Yo what’s up with Michael, his eyes are bloodshot and he’s humping the desk”

“Oh yea, man’s pronged
Well put a leash or something on him, he’s going crazy”
“He just needs some coochie”
by Ricky Berwick September 16, 2019
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pronging

To be really fucked up offa X.
"Man, I'm pronging so fucken hardcore."
by Diego August 31, 2003
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prongs

"I just bedazzled my bra. A little uncomfortable for the prongs maybe, but otherwise this is the best decision I've ever made."
by viceprecedent February 28, 2010
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pronged

a sexual act akin to the shocker where one makes the Vulcan hand gesture from Star Trek instead.
It was so cold out, I went to tickle her ass, but I pronged her instead.
by Slider8980 January 11, 2015
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