Sean: Who're you going to ask?
Jake: Well, I haven't decided yet.
Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!
1 end in utter, humilating failure, because high school relationships totally matter.
2 result in a pseudomarriage that comes with an order of epicburger with fries on the side.
2 Jack's successful promposal to Jill was characterized by roses, baloons, making out, and youtube papparazzi.