2 definitions by TexanJackass

A general term that stems from a shortening of douschebag or douchebag; can be used in many ways:

A)Can sometimes be used as a playful insult among friends, especially if one of them has done something stupid or absentminded;

B)Can be used as a semi-serious insult, as when person A has actually been offended by a comment or action done by person B, but person A does not wish to get into fight; he merely wants to express his annoyance;

C)a common nickname for people in the 2006 class at Cincinnati Country Day School; synonyms in this situation are douschebag, douchebag, douchefuck, chickenshit, and dumbass.
A) Guy 1: Dude, I stayed up all night writing this King Lear paper for my english teacher
Guy 2: Haha, you dbag, you're gonna fuck up on your Physics test now.
Guy 1: Shit! I completely forgot about it!

B) Guy 1: You dbag, why did you ditch me at the movies last friday?
Guy 2: I'm sorry man, I got the munchies.

C) TJ: I called Dbag last night; he said he's up for the Halo tourney
Keesh: Which Dbag? Pierce, Lang, Odin, Johnny Gill, or Tim?
by TexanJackass December 10, 2005
(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words "prom" and "proposal."
Jake: I'm thinking about how I'll do my promposal...
Sean: Who're you going to ask?
Jake: Well, I haven't decided yet.
Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!
by TexanJackass January 22, 2006

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