A) Guy 1: Dude, I stayed
up all night writing
this King Lear
paper for my english teacher
Guy 2: Haha, you dbag, you're gonna fuck
up on your Physics test now.
Guy 1: Shit! I completely forgot about it!
B) Guy 1: You dbag, why did you ditch me at the movies
Guy 2: I'm sorry man, I got the munchies.
C) TJ: I called Dbag last night; he said he's up for the Halo tourney
Keesh: Which Dbag? Pierce, Lang, Odin, Johnny Gill, or Tim?