Prole's Royce 

A stretched limousine - usually white or pink - hired by chavettes for hen nights and birthdays in a painfully misguided attempt to appear "classy".

"Did you see the gaggle of slappers in that Prole's Royce?"

Prole's Royce by Penguinista October 27, 2005

Barber's Pole 

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.

"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"

Barber's Pole by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004

Sailor's Pole 

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.

John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...

Sailor's Pole by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014

Texas Barber's Pole

While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.

Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.

Texas Barber's Pole by Trevor Gould September 30, 2006

Barber's Pole 

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

Barber's Pole by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

man's pole 

penis, dick ,

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

man's pole by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022

ho's with prose

1. slutty women good with words, surprisingly eloquent skanks, 2. eclectic writers, word lovers

Girls 1: You are such bitches. Girls 2: But at least we are ho's with prose.

ho's with prose by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011