(A) Programmer is a species that can make apps for you to use. There are two main types of programmers:
1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;
2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;
For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.
1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;
2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;
For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.
by AInternetUser November 1, 2019
by Necro-boomer 1.0 December 4, 2020
I am a programmer. :p
by Programmer 2.0 January 29, 2016
by John Standish October 4, 2007
Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.
by Anza Sumeragi January 22, 2006
"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."
or
"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."
or
"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."
by Programmator November 13, 2020
by david w spencer. rev. December 7, 2005