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A person who listens exclusively or almost exclusively to progressive music, including progressive rock and progressive metal. Often spotted wearing space-themed or geometric band tees while drumming odd time signatures on their lap.
John: I just got back from that Animals As Leaders concert! It was amazing! Now i'm gonna go home and listen to some Dream Theater and Rush. I can't wait to headbang some 13/8 rhythms.

Bob: Wow, John, I didn't know music fans got that pretentious! Get out of here, you stupid progfag.
Progfag by GIMMMMMETHEMCHUCKYLARMS February 25, 2013

ProgFapping 

The act of fapping at an unusual speed, stopping off and on and changing the fap tempo as you go. Also is referred to from FapFap Revolution as the action of playing FapFap Revolution to a progressive song.
1. Playing FapFap Revolution to a prog rock song, such as "YYZ" by Rush.

2. "Sex was weird for the first time after getting used to ProgFapping. My girlfriend thought I had tourettes or something."
ProgFapping by Werkshop April 6, 2010
Related Words

Profagonist 

Profag for short, a horribly written protagonist in a manga/anime.
Kirito is such a profagonist.

profaginis 

wow eliza is such a profaginis
profaginis by Squid ward2 April 3, 2017

profaganda 

Propaganda that supports fag causes.
Better known examples of profaganda include children's television shows such as: Teletubies, Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren and Stimpy, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
profaganda by triangularynx November 8, 2011
Used in online games to describe a player that thinks they are a pro, but in reality they are just a fag. Mainly for First person shooter games, all players that whinge every time they are killed, if they lag, if they think someone is hacking but they aren't, etc.
<CLAN>Profag: BS I SHOT YOU
Good player: you hit me once.
(Profag gets killed again)
<CLAN>Profag:FUCKING LAG this host is shit
Good player:clearly a Profag.
Profag by Rozie_3 January 27, 2010
Any professional gamer that's way too good at a video game.

Usually they know that they are good and are complete assholes about it. Also if you are playing with them they'll get mad at you for doing something wrong on the game.
Fuck I just got killed by an entire squad of Profags. There's no way we can beat them!
Profag by Skydude HD December 27, 2018