Procrastifacing

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

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procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

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Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

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Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

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The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

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seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

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You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.

I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.

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