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Procrastiductive 

To procrastinate by doing other productive things, just not the one thing you are supposed to be doing, e.g. doing laundry when you should be writing an essay.
A: Dude, I was so procrastiductive today. I've cleaned my entire room and organized my iTunes.
B: And?
A: ...and I have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
B: You suck at life.
A: Truth.
Procrastiductive by Alice O. March 7, 2010
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Procrastiductive 

when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life's necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. Yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.
Parents: "Clean your room, do your homework, do your chores. You're procrastinating."
Me: (Setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)

...

"No. I'm being procrastiductive."
Procrastiductive by Hendrikplantsoen September 2, 2013

procrastinaductive 

procrastinating + productive

when one is procrastinating on a task to complete by being productive on another task
Sam had a procrastinaductive day as he updated his resume instead of working on his english paper.
procrastinaductive by airbrutus November 29, 2017

procrastiductivity 

When you procrastinate on the work you're supposed to be doing by doing something else productive.

The act of doing another thing that is not as urgent, but still important.
"I don't want to do my homework. I'll clean my room instead."
"That's some real procrastiductivity right there."
procrastiductivity by disousa November 20, 2016

procrastoductive 

procrastaductive

When you are being super productive in life because you are avoiding something else in your life
Today was so procrastoductive, I organised my junk draw, cleaned under all the couches, submitted a new word on urban dixtionary and meal prepped for the whole week, but I have a 2000 word assignment due in 4 hours

procrastoductive 

procrastaductive

When you are being super productive in life because you are avoiding something else in your life
Today was so procrastoductive, I organised my junk draw, cleaned under all the couches, submitted a new word on urban dictionary and meal prepped for the whole week, but I have a 2000 word assignment due in 4 hours

Procrastinactive

adj - Having the quality of proactively procrastinating
Ex: Jayden is so procrastinactive! He received instructions for his final project and immediately declared that he would start next week.
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