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procrastilink 

when you stray from a web page you were doing research on by clicking an online ad, or other hyperlinked word until you are totally off topic, and wasting time.
Joe: I was researching Canada and then I clicked on beaver and then before you know it I wasted so much time looking at other stuff besides Canada!

Jorge: What a procrastilink, god!
procrastilink by France1224 May 27, 2008

Procrastidrinking 

The act of putting off work or other duties by engaging in the consumption of alcohol.
Nick "Have you gotten all of your homework done?"

Helmut "Nooo waay. I've been procrastidrinking. In fact, I think I may be procrastidrunk."

Procrastadrink 

Drinking to put off/avoid doing what needs to be done.
You have one thing to do today, don't ask your friends to come over and procrastadrink.

procrasterdrinking 

The act of drinking with a room mate in order to procrastinate lab reports or other homework due in less than 12 hours.
"Don't you have lab at 8 am?" -'Yeah but come join Ted and I in procrasterdrinking! We might even go out to 'Joes!'