Procrastibang
Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."
Procrastibang by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011
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procrastibaking
procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008
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Procrastibating
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009
Procrastipancaking
The art of procrastinating by pancaking, ie. eating, making, appreciating or simply just thinking about pancakes. Some would say an evening can easily be wasted by procrastipancaking, but I disagreee. Procrastipancaking is a wonderful and tasty way to spend an evening.
Procrastipancaking by #thisisnttwitter February 10, 2015
Procrastibating
Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”
Procrastibating by TheBoysss April 25, 2021
procrastibation
procrastibation by Harthacnut March 1, 2009
procrastibaking
the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"
"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
procrastibaking by Gertie002 March 27, 2010
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