Procrascination 

The act of running away from revision or an important deadline by becoming passionately interested in something which would normally be boring. Usually induced by a combination of stress and the internet.

"I shouldn't have gone on Wikipedia - I got a procrascination for the moons of Jupiter and now I've got to write fifteen thousand words on the Spanish civil war by tomorrow."

"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."

Procrascination by Autonova April 25, 2010

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003

Procrastination 

Get back to work.

No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.

Procrastination by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

Coitus Procrastination by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010