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An Optomistic Prick, a person born with the natual ability to dergrade every possible angle of any situation
My prictomistic ways have improved my marriage dramaticly, NOT!!!!!

Man who practices prictomistic household habits get no piece at night!;-(~
by Slang-o-nomics January 11, 2011
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