Primus sucks 

It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.

WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck fuck u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks
Noob fan: Damn straight

Primus sucks by Rageris January 21, 2009

primus moment 

where you begin to like a band that you have always hated

i used to hate black sabbath but then i listened to war pigs and had a primus moment. they are now one of my favourite bands

primus moment by l0lm4tt August 31, 2010

Primus 

An alternative rock band famous for the song TOO MANY PUPPIES

Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.

Too many puppies are trained not to bark.

At the sight of blood that must be spilled

so that we may maintain our oil fields. primus rules all

Primus by biblical scholar July 7, 2010

Primus 

Primus Sucks!

Suck on this!

Primus

Primus by JH in Missouri October 17, 2008

primus 

amazing bass guitar-driven band led by Les Claypool. other members are Larry "Ler" LaLonde on guitar and Tim "Herb" Alexander on drums. go listen to em! now! youll get hooked!

When the going gets tough and the stomach acids flow
The cold wind of conformity is nipping at your nose
Some trendy new atrocity has brought you to your knees
Come with us
We'll sail the seas of cheese

primus by dsotmrw January 18, 2004

Priapus 

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

Priapus by J E Walker December 26, 2003

Primus 

Primus is a band formed in the late 80s with bassist and singer Les Claypool, guitarist Larry "Ler LaLonde and Tim "Herb Alexander on drums. Other drummers have been Brian "Brain" Mantia, and recently Jay Lane. Some of their most famous songs are John the Fisherman, Tommy the Cat, My Name is Mud and played the theme song for South Park. They are a very talented group. Claypool is considered one of the greatest bassists in rock history. It's ashame he can't sing for his life.

Primus rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Primus by Jamarcus Fat April 17, 2010