by asdfweasdfwea December 4, 2021
Where's the pretzel nubs?
by mod_mark August 6, 2014
That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.
by gary the pretzel December 18, 2011
The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021
Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
by biggie fries May 11, 2014
When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"
"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
by extracrispytea November 11, 2019