You can't have my furry pretzel!
by Bowler_000 October 24, 2011
The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
by Lovecraftmind March 21, 2019
The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017
by PotatoFamine June 1, 2018
When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019
pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019
pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021