1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
by Sierra Bravo July 22, 2005