"Prof" derived from the word profusely "ologize" derived from the word apologize. profologize means to apologizes profusely or excessively.
I was talking to my friend Shane who has an annoying habit of apologizing too much and spliced the two words together. He's been using profologizing ever since.
Shane: Dude I'm sorry, I'm so fricking sorry. I didn't mean to sound like I think you're a whore. I'm sorry!!
Sarah: Don't profologize batch I am a whore.
The act of attempting to preemptively manage or deflect a possible negative response from the other party, usually in such an obvious manner as to ironically be really annoying to the other party anyway.
"Can you take the kids to soccer practice while I clean the bathroom and cook dinner?" (the unnecessary and bitchy while-clause is prepologism for the possible "why can't YOU take the kids to soccer practice?" response)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'