Pre-nostalgia. It's what 15 year olds get thinking the last decade was the best one ever, little do they know, after they get a job and a wife, have a couple kids, then look back to the past, that that is true nostalgia.
1) combination of "pwned" and "provost", this occurrs when you either make a fool of the provost of a university, or the provost of the university makes a fool of you.
2) see above, except with any higher ranked official.
1) "Man, the provost just totally didn't hold the elevatordoors for me even though he knew I was coming."