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Premature sendulation 

Noun. Accidentally clicking "send" in an email or text before one has completed it or finished editing it, resulting in a less satisfying or embarrassing experience for both sender and receiver. At best, results in confusing truncated messages or typos; at worst, results in social, economic or political suicide.
When trolling for a booty call late at night, Andrew forwards the same text to multiple women. He frequently suffers from premature sendulation, accidentally leaving the wrong woman's name in the text and ensuring instant rejection.

Caitlin didn't realize she'd committed premature sendulation when she sent an email thread to her manager without stripping some choice words about her boss from the thread. She was fired.
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Premature Sendulation 

The sending of a text message mid-thought or before reaching the desired conclusion.
text to friend: "heh, wanna mee"

reply text: "huh?"

text to friend: "sorry, had a premature sendulation. Wanna meet for lunch?"

premature e-sendulation 

accidentally hitting the "send" button before finishing writing an e-mail.
Sorry that e-mail was cut off in mid-sentence. It was a case of premature e-sendulation.

premature singulation 

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in
hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!

Premature esendulation 

Hitting the "send" button before you really intended to.
Sorry my text/email didn't make sense...it was another case of premature esendulation.

Premature sendication 

When you are typing a message in Snapchat and the SEND button gets in your way and you send it before you are ready.
I’m sorry I didn’t finish my message before hitting send. I suffer from premature sendication.