Pregnant without a period. "Prego" is short for pregnant, and "Ragu" is red like blood. If you're pregnant you dont get your period.
by Great Things August 14, 2008
boyfriend: hey that was amazing last night!!
girlfriend: i know!! your were awesome in the bed!
one month later...
boyfriend: hey you want to meet me at my place later, my parents are gone?!
girlfriend: can't. MY EGGO IS PREGO!! remember last month?!
boyfriend: oh god.
girlfriend: i know!! your were awesome in the bed!
one month later...
boyfriend: hey you want to meet me at my place later, my parents are gone?!
girlfriend: can't. MY EGGO IS PREGO!! remember last month?!
boyfriend: oh god.
by girlyyy girl May 1, 2008
To impregnate a bitch.
by Emi1y April 17, 2008
by mistake man April 17, 2009
When a male is getting a blowjob or a handjob, the girl thinks that everything is safe because she has no chance of getting pregnant without having vag sex. then after the male ejaculates, he scoops up some cum with his hand and sticks his spermy hand rite into the female's vagina.
That bitch is gonna be toasting in u for atleast 9 months after my Leggo My Prego.
Now you gotta get me my french toast sticks or i'm leaving u and that baby.
Now you gotta get me my french toast sticks or i'm leaving u and that baby.
by SN9 March 27, 2008
Chris: Bitch got owned in the face by that prego sauce.
Ryan: No shit! I seen that same ho sucking it up like water.
Ryan: No shit! I seen that same ho sucking it up like water.
by The old Matón May 13, 2008
I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.
by habitual sassbox January 16, 2012