Me: Nah, I'll probably just do it last minute... you know, procrastinate
John: So... you know you're going to procrastinate... isn't that precrastination?
Billy: Nope, I joined precrastination nation and did work on that thing, got it done almost a week ago.
Zach: *breaks down and cries*
Billy: *hands him a tissue and pats his back* It'll be okay, buddy.