Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.
Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"
Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"
by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013
Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.
So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.
Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!
Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!
Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
by mr_bob_harris October 7, 2010
pre poops is an uber cool/smart way to describe your food. It is called pre poops because its going to become a poop. (some part of it anyway)
Also used as a deterant when someone asks you what you are eating, and you dont really care enough to tell them.
Also used as a deterant when someone asks you what you are eating, and you dont really care enough to tell them.
Pissed off bitch: ew, what are you eating, that looks nasty.
Friend: looks good what is it?
You:(as your eating) pre poops.
Pissed off bitch: what?
Friend: LOL
Friend: looks good what is it?
You:(as your eating) pre poops.
Pissed off bitch: what?
Friend: LOL
by the scene queen August 24, 2010
(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
by Zanghai October 28, 2007
That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.
I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.
by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018
The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.
Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.
Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.
Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!
Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.
Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.
Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.
Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.
by Larsehole January 19, 2015
Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
by preworkoutpooper April 4, 2016