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To pull over and masturbate when driving long distances. Much like the advised "power nap" to avoid accidents. "Man, ive got one hell of a boner, better pull over and power wank."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hTWzmxSJQ8 |
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To stand in front of a full size mirror, only wearing a viking helmet and 'wank' solidly for 10 minutes while listening to 'The Ride Of The Valkyries' (the one from Apocalypse Now) Person A - "I had an awsome power wank last night"
Person B - "Wierdo" |
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To 'beat the meat' within seconds of ejaculation, then stopping. Enjoy the feeling for a while. Wait for the feeling to stop, then beat until you are within seconds of blowing again. Repeat for a good few hours, then while you do finally blow your load, it will feel a million times better than any wank, blowjob, fuck or sheep shagging. Well recommended. *ring ring*
Man 1: Hello? Man 2: Alright dude? Man 1: Fuck off, I'm having a wank. Man 2: Fair play, I'll call you back in 5 then? Man 1: No. I'm having a power wank... Man 2: A who wank? Man 1: *sigh* Just call me back in 3 hours. Man 2: 3 HOURS?! *Dial Tone* |
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| 4. | Power Wank | ||
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when you are in the climax of wanking knowing that someone is coming, in wich case you begin to wank so fast you could satisfy a female blue whale when ur mum is on her way up the stairs
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The act of wanking to ultimate pleasure. This is done by assembling 3 computer screens side by side, putting porn on all 3 of them and then blasting your stereo with dubstep so you can't hear anything else. Proceed. Jesse was feeling a little depressed with life so he busted out a power wank to lift his spirits.
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The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or toothbrush. Known to "power up" a good wank. 1)I had an awesome power wank last night.
2)Q: What's Ed doing? A: He's powering it up in his room. |
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For when you're so fucking horny from phone sex that only a power wank will do. TEXT: "Oh god you're really making me want to come fucking badly. Gonna have to have a power wank thinking about your beautiful sexy ass"
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