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Powder my nose 

A sarcastic euphemism for going to drop a deuce, have a private conversation, or simply jet from a situation (typically a table).
(At a restaurant)
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.
Powder my nose by RobDestiny April 10, 2017

Powder my nose 

Go to bathroom and snort drugs
Am going to go to the bathroom and powder my nose - Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction
Powder my nose by V Chen November 23, 2016