1.) Verb. The act of potching. Past tense: poched.
2.) Noun. Poop.
1.) "Your dog just potched all over our backyard. I hope you're going to clean it up!"

2.) "I don't want to have to clean up all the potch that's sitting in my little brother's diaper."
by April June 12, 2003
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One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.
Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.
by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021
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Be nice, or I'll give you a potch in tuchus.
by bluetigerman August 14, 2020
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Potch guys are actually quite nice, they legit show you off and parade you as their girlfriend in front of their male friends but rest assured you're not the only one.

They're excuse for being this way is that there are more girls than guys at the PUK and they're just trying to make the PUK a better place by ensuring that girls aren't lonely.

You get 3 types:
1. Enjoys constant female attention, flirts and/or has relationships with more than one woman at a time
2. Enjoys sending/receiving sexual favours to/from more than woman at a time
3. Acts like a hoe, slut,or whore

Type 2 and 3 are not to be confused with a Potch Hoe... This person can be a guy or a girl and unlike a Potch guy they won't show you off...
A dangerous Potch guy is a combination of all 3 and they are a Potch Hoe in the making.
This guy is totally a Potch guy.
Moghel thought she was in love but turns out she was dating a Potch guy.
by lingomate2019 September 23, 2019
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S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."

K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!
by The Dapper Gentleman April 20, 2006
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