potassium

Another word for jizz/spooge/ejaculate

"Oh dear, my little Jimmy has made potassium stain on his sheets again!"

by Marduk November 26, 2006

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

potassium noodle

A yellow fruit that is shaped like a male human noodle. This can often be filled with potassium packed white substance. Also known as a banana.

Kristen loves eating potassium noodles.

by krizzletizzle October 15, 2014

Potassium Ng

Very reactive and attractive.
Handsome in the outside but he is a pervert in the inside
Liked by tze sus

This guy is definitely a Potassium Ng.
Reactive Potassium Ng

by Tze Yanggg August 2, 2022

Potassium sword

A meme version of a banana or just to make bananas sound cooler

Griffen: I ate this banana last nigh it was fucking amazing
Elijah: you mean potassium sword you cunt

by Kent52203 March 21, 2017

Potassium stick

A banana

Look at the nerd he brought a potassium stick as a snack.

by King Ving February 9, 2019

potassium bromate

Two 20-something males, one of whom is American and the other being British, meeting for a meal of bananas.

Chad: Hey bro, I've got way too many of these bananas. Want to help me eat them?

Benedict: Yeah mate, that sounds like a right brilliant time. Wizzer!

Jane: Wow those guys are total potassium bromates.

by chodeywilder August 22, 2013