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Postrich 

a person with an extremely large torso but with severely short legs. They also have a face of a bird, namely an ostrich and the legs resemble the ones of a pig. They are also really stupid and have the intelligence of a blueberry.
Look at that chick. Her legs are so fucking short and she kinda looks like a bird, what a Postrich.
Postrich by sidthekid16 March 14, 2011
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postrich 

Something so cool and luxurious that even the ordinary rich can't afford. You have to be WAY-WAY-rich to have it.
Yo Papi, your 3D printed ear bling is so postrich.
postrich by petusa August 6, 2012

postrich 

a cross between a pelican and an ostrich

G'Postrich 

An animal being the product of the cross between a pigeon, an ostrich, and a goat.
"Hey, Matt, you look like a g'postrich!"
"Leave me alone!"
G'Postrich by bellatrix14 July 8, 2012

portrichmond 

Portrichmond a place where there is a lot of white kids and also bikelife kids that wheelie and swerve ongoing cars
Portrichmond the best place to get robed
portrichmond by Josh merano July 24, 2018
Something that is false or a sham. Also means a hairpiece or toupee.
1. who is that guy trying to kid? He's postiche.
postiche by Hey-La August 22, 2006

Potrichor 

pot·ri·chor
/ˈpoˌtrīkôr/
noun
a pleasant smell that frequently coincides with the first smoking of pot after a long dry period in a home or apartment
After the party the house had a tantalizing potrichor that lasted days.
Potrichor by Bustygothnerd September 6, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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