Verb: Acting as if knowledge flows out of ones mouth with every breath taken. While in reality usually being wrong on 80% of a topic.
The state of Georgia has the number one water park in the world out of the top ten developing nations in the top 40 of the world.

that guy is pulling a postel
by captain state the obvious December 6, 2010
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A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him
Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!
by They're all taken December 20, 2016
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The act of an assclown going "postal", behaving in an irrational, erratic and twisted manner. The assclown frequently is dressed like a scary clown and has a fair amount of facial hair, usually a handlebar moustache.
Sarah came home and saw Bling-Bling John boxing the clown and she went postel.
by Homey D Clowne December 21, 2005
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The act of wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.
Kid in the hallway of school: Hey, that's some nice clothes you are wearing, where do you shop? "Halocrombie & Postel"?

You: ....What?

Kid: Haha nothing, its just because you are wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

You: Oh yeah haha.
by TruePlayer91 December 12, 2010
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A Postel is a porn hostel
Coral is off to the postel tonight 😏
by Vernongem September 3, 2022
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Coral is off to the postel tonight😏
by Vernongem September 3, 2022
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