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Used to show how big a forum user's e-penis is.
"Remember kids, the higher your post count, the bigger your penis"!
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Determines how cool, and in some cases, how majestically powerful you are on a forum.
"What's the scanner say?"
"HIS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!11one!"
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Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.
Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...

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Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.
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On internet forums, post count is obviously the counter that tells a person how many posts they've made. Many users tend to be smug as fuck off their post count, and act shitty towards others with lower posts, even if the guy with the lower posts has been around longer. People with astronomically high post counts tend to think they're part of the staff.
Look at the post count of this obnoxious fuckface... He made 33,000 posts since registering 6 months ago. What a fatass loser.
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Postcount, or "post count": Is the total sum of combined posts a registered user has contributed to a specific internet forum or message board he/she is registered to.

Used widespread on internet message boards, the conjunction of the two words: "post" & "count" was established to define what is postcount, as we know it.
a) Members with a postcount in access of 100, may have an avatar

b) Five, is a low postcount for someone who has been registered here for over a year.
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