Porvoo

Porvoo is a city situated on the southern coast of Finland approximately 50 kilometres (30 mi) east of Helsinki.
A town with a large finnswede population and an long history of farming, fishing and catle breeding.

Also used to describe a person who can't understand something in a big city or just fails to do something. In this way it is used by most people in Helsinki.

You never been on a streetcar? Just go back to Porvoo.

Porvoo by Evandar May 14, 2011

Pornoob 

A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware

Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob

Pornoob by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

Portoon 

Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)

In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative

Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.

One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.

Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".

One can also "portoon heavy for" something.

Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.

While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.

Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*

Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*

Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"

Portoon by samboosak November 5, 2019

Pornoogling 

The act of using an online search engine, such as Google, to look up porn.

Guy 1: "Did you finish that essay?"

Guy 2: "Nah, brah, I was so busy pornoogling last night I didn't get around to it."

Pornoogling by hanyouinlove March 9, 2011

provoosi 

Finnish translation for provosis. Mental state that occurs when something leads to deep and permanent state of being provoked. Is similar to i.e psychosis.

”Se jätkä on ihan provoosissa.”

”That guy is in provosis.”

provoosi by Juh15 February 25, 2024