Lauren Porterfield 

Hit or miss ya dumb hoe bitch stfu with your ugly ass pigtails and your flat ass stop fucking trying to trash talk and do something useful with your life and go scuba diving, you got the goggles already and go shove a starfish up your tight booty, you think you are pretty but the only mans u can get is a ugly ass cheating beaver that claims he touches big booties that do not belong to you. So go spill syrup on your fake ass Nike sweater and have pancakes yeeted at you for a long period of time.

Lauren porterfield has won participation trophies for scuba diving bc she can’t do anything right

Lauren Porterfield by WetCinderBlock4784 June 2, 2020

Dirty Porterfield 

A person who like to eat Cadbury eggs that have been in someone’s ass.

I really enjoy a dirty Porterfield.

Dirty Porterfield by Dirty Turner March 15, 2020

Darius porterfield 

A black dude that robs fredmeyers jewlers

"Im darius porterfield, and im ready to rob fredmeyers jewlers."

Darius porterfield by Asapant.wild June 21, 2017

harryied potterfied 

to fuse with harry

have u been harryied potterfied?

harryied potterfied by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Putterfield's

A name for the downmarket UK supermarket chain Somerfield, due to it's popularity with old putters

"I'll pop down to Putterfield's for some booze"

Putterfield's by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Portfields 

a primary school in MK full of spastics and dickhead teachers who beg parents for money. the old headteacher mrs santomor was a silly little bitch who was an alcoholic who kept bottles of whisky in her damn teddy bear.

i feel bad for the silly little cunts who attend that shithole

friends of portfields school? more like fuck off portfields school

Portfields by iFuckedYourUncle.com August 14, 2019