Porter

Porter is an idiot and is super dumb. He is cocky and brags a lot. He loves to play Fortnite and is a giant virgin.

Porter won a victory royal!

by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019

Portering

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

by dube56 May 12, 2008

Porterized

Throwing shade on a nuclear level over an inept person for the world to witness.

The truth seeking hero PORTERIZED the stupified idiot until Oreos flew out his mouth.

by Veddergirl May 7, 2020

Porterized

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.

That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it

by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 5, 2020

Portered

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter

The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.

by Skyrdwer October 1, 2020

Portered

To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

by Olio bandito March 5, 2021

porter

A traditional dark beer style originating from London.Its popularity amongst dock porters is believed to have led its name.The now much more widely known stout is a type of porter.

pint of porter please landlord

by toymi69 May 30, 2008