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1. n. A person of Portakai background.
2. n. A language spoken by people of Portakai background.
3. n. a bastardization of the name "Mordecai," which is the name of the hawk in The Royal Tennenbaums.
1. Hey, Portakee Portakai!
2. I just started speaking Portakai out of nowhere.
3. So the bird's name was Portakai, right?
by Portakai 1 March 25, 2003

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