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1.
When the wintry weather comes, instead of going into a cave and hibernating for months, a Cornbears will grow a thick porno stache and mate for the entire season to keep warm.
Wow! look at those pornbears going to town on poor little brandon!
by shojsauce December 13, 2010
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2.
Lord high ruler of the Porn Bear Cult. Currently has 500,000 members (see www.pornbear.co.uk)
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by felchmeister General October 22, 2003
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