2 definitions by shojsauce

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When the wintry weather comes, instead of going into a cave and hibernating for months, a Cornbears will grow a thick porno stache and mate for the entire season to keep warm.
Wow! look at those pornbears going to town on poor little brandon!
by shojsauce December 13, 2010
Bears that live in corn. See Pornbears.
If you were walking outside of a cornfield complaing about things being over priced and praising Seinfeld, you might get suddenly mauled to a hideous death by a pack of Cornbears. Dr. Andy Hjortshoj is the world's expert on these elusive creatures.
by shojsauce December 13, 2010
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