Porch Rocket 

A Amish rocking chair with a rocket engine

The only way to achieve space flight without electricity is with a porch rocket

Porch Rocket by Chris "lilwang" Reich March 30, 2009

Porch Rocker 

An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.

“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”

Porch Rocker by Skyswagger June 29, 2019

Rocket pouch 

When you slam back your Capri-sun so hard you have to "woogity-woogity" your best friend.

Otto: Bro, this Fruit punch was a Rocket pouch.
Squid: *Gives Otto a 'woogity-woogity'*

Rocket pouch by otto-man empire January 3, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012