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Poppy Seed Bagel 

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...
Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
Poppy Seed Bagel by MulluM April 17, 2017

poppy seed 

A seed of a poppy flower that contains a good item of concern
poppy seed by larstait October 29, 2003

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

Poppyseed 

1. A fan of the singer and YouTube personality "Poppy", otherwise known as "That Poppy". Her fans were originally called "Popsisters", but the name was changed.

2. People who are not in a cult; who do not believe in cults. Say it with me. I am not in a cult.
"Poppyseeds refer to Poppy as their “god” or “queen.” They buy pink triangle “membership rings” from her site and watch her videos over and over... those little details stoke the fire." -WIRED
Poppyseed by Bleach Blonde™ August 2, 2018

poppyseed 

Poppy (YouTuber, popstar) fans often call themselves Poppyseeds to call themselves Poppy's fans.
I am Poppy's Poppyseed. I am one of Poppy's Poppyseeds.
poppyseed by AlexMihacsi September 2, 2018

poppyseeds

prickley pubes
i shaved last week and now i got poppyseeds
poppyseeds by lalapooop March 3, 2011