an attractive person who's confusing in that sometimes they seem adorable and sometimes they look much older than they are
1- what the hell, you said she was a crazy hot older chick, she's freakin 14
2- i swear last night she looked--
1- eh she's still pretty damn cute, hell i'm goin for it
2- be careful, she's a popov, ultimate jailbait
1-absolutely
2- i swear last night she looked--
1- eh she's still pretty damn cute, hell i'm goin for it
2- be careful, she's a popov, ultimate jailbait
1-absolutely
by o2428349123-097 December 23, 2009
fit-e wit golden highlights! al da gals swon ova im! he is wel buf evan da ladz fink soz. is fav bus iz da 481 to muxerz n is bezy m8 iz swindaz (not as buff, bt luvs loza)We put dis in da category religion bcoz popov is a god!
by Hayley Cole February 1, 2005
by No Context Off Menu October 28, 2020
An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.
Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Jon. ...rough dogg.
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Jon. ...rough dogg.
by Jonny Coldwar January 25, 2010
by duncblox69xxx February 16, 2016
I walked past a run-down law office yesterday morning when this solo attorney leaned out a window and started shouting expletives at me. He was in a mustard stained shirt with a cheap tie, clenching a bottle of Popov vodka in one hand and waving his fist at me with the other. Sad what's happened to the "profession" of law these days.
by TTToileteer September 5, 2008
when a guy fucks ur dad in the ear while your mom is sucking his dick and your brother is eating her out with a spoon while your dog eats the cum
by jeezlouise55 November 2, 2022