Popeyeism 

Believing in the god of Popeye. Worshiping Popeye.

I am part of the Popeyeism religion, Popeye is my lord and savior.

Popeyeism by Lady_Marmite August 17, 2018

Popeyes Biscuit 

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

Popeyes Biscuit by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021

Popeyes Biscuit 

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???

Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Popeyes Biscuit by Scandinavian Viking October 16, 2021

Popeyes Chicken 

The greatest mother F***ing chicken

Popeyes chicken is fucking awsome!
Popeyes chicken is the Shizzney!

Popeyes Chicken by KKK (Kunt Kings Klub) August 5, 2003

Popeyes Ass 

A large ass which is completely comprised of fat accumulated from eating too much Popeyes chicken.

"Damn! You see that girl? Now that's what I call a Popeyes Ass!"

Popeyes Ass by atohizzle December 26, 2009

popeyes 

great chicken

i went to popeyes on 23rd and capitol in da ghetto to get some good chicken cuz kfc sucks

popeyes by armani from milwaukee July 30, 2003

popeyes 

Spinach for black people.

Dogg, popeyes is one of the five food groups, nigga.

popeyes by Fool June 7, 2003