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Crotch Pop 

The kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn.
Friend 1: Oh no, There is no more popcorn!
Friend 2: Eat the crotch pop, it's still good!
Crotch Pop by crotchpop November 16, 2009
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Crotch Pop 

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist....
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
Crotch Pop by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

Crotch pop 

Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.
Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.
Crotch pop by Susan Denime November 2, 2011

Crotch Pop 

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
Crotch Pop by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

poopcrotch 

A purple and green weed that grows on the ground near your mailbox or curb.

poopcrotch is known for bringing luck when put in your pants.
Because poopcrotch is in season, I picked some from around my mailbox and put it in my pants for luck.
poopcrotch by ebesoul September 26, 2007

Poopcrotch 

A low laying plant that has red stems and green leaves that primarly grows by mailboxes along the side of the road.
Poopcrotch is a multi-purposed plant that to date has been used within chili, smoked, and weaved together to produce rope. Additional uses for Poopcrotch are still being discovered.
Poopcrotch by Sentry September 29, 2007