Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.
Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!
by MyNameBeTom January 09, 2011
refers to virgin pussy
hey, that girl's got a pootang!
by Hoe, Bitch, Skank March 08, 2005
like poontang only involving the anus
I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny
by anonymous March 09, 2005
another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland
Having pootang on scout camps
by No1 September 29, 2003
The gay version of "poontang".
Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.
by fireman_sam October 16, 2006
A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.
Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.
by b3nmay456 August 20, 2008

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