Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

pooT

A nickname giving to the activity of playing Modern Warfare 2 Or Call of Duty Black Ops. Also the most ridiculous, amazing clan on Black Ops. Spelled pooT. Pronounced poo-ty.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm headed home to get my pooT on.
pooT den?

Damn straight!

by Sporto699 April 21, 2011

POOT

A term meaning Pull Out On Time, in refrence to sex where the man pulls out before impregnating the woman. Popularized on the Elliot in the morning show.

"Come on dude, did u poot" "Naw man i'm in troble, my wife's gona kill me"

by ACE man September 4, 2005

poot

Shortened version of putang, slang for vagina. See: Putang.

Did you stick your cock in her poot?

by Juanathan March 27, 2007

pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

by Ianis June 10, 2006

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

poot

Poot is a word that has a diffrent meaning in every area of the country, and world. To me, poot is somthing you say when you are just happy...

1. HAHA! Tim just asked me out! I'm gonna go write POOT on my tummy! :-D POOOOOOOT!

by :-) April 1, 2005