Top Definition
When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"
by Michael Thayer
December 12, 2007
