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poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.
You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.
poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

pooptagious 

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom
Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious
pooptagious by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010
A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.
Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!
Poopage by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010
Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.
poopage by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005
the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. poopage often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one's composure and dignity.
I should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night - this morning's bout of poopage made me late for work!
poopage by Jet Brooks June 13, 2013
What you get when you heavily edit a video and then post it on YouTube; the content of a YouTube Poop.
That was some funny poopage, man!
Poopage by sillymonkey829 June 1, 2011