Poopons 

Tampon for men.. lol.. when you want to play outside, but those really bad spit shits are stopping you!

Dewd i gotta change my poopon....you wear poopons? What the fuck is a poopon? A tampon for those runnie days!

Poopons by Kry guy November 2, 2007

Poopnose

An insult used in Family Guy.

Hey Kyle? Hey! I'm Chris Griffin's father.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.

Poopnose by EccentricCookie123 June 18, 2021

poopnose

an insult used in family guy buy chris's bully against peter

You're a fat numbnuts.

Kyle, i said SHUT UP!

You're a poopnose!

(Beating ensues)

poopnose by larsonator December 24, 2008

poopnscoot 

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.

I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

poopnscoot by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.

Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.

poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

Pooponic Plague 

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009

Poopenstinkle 

A smelly poo stick!

Terry tells kayleigh on facebook that she is a poopenstinkle, but she does not know what it means and likes it.

Poopenstinkle by n0y0u February 9, 2010