Poopons
Tampon for men.. lol.. when you want to play outside, but those really bad spit shits are stopping you!
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Poopnose
Hey Kyle? Hey! I'm Chris Griffin's father.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.
(mockingly) Hey I'm Chris Griffin's father!
Why that's not very nice, I don't sound like that at all. You're making me sound like Michael Stipe. Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong.
(mockingly) What you did the other day was wrong!
You're not making this easy, Kyle.
(mockingly) You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin, I'm a big fat dumb buttface!
Shut up, Kyle.
I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numnutz.
Kyle I said shut up!
You're a poopnose!
(brief silence)
Peter beats up Kyle and jumps out of the window.
Poopnose by EccentricCookie123 June 18, 2021
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poopnose
poopnose by larsonator December 24, 2008
poopnscoot
To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.
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poopenstein
A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.
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Pooponic Plague
The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.
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"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009
Poopenstinkle
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Poopenstinkle by n0y0u February 9, 2010
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