After a night of debauchery and tomfoolery, a man and woman go to bed. The man waits until the woman is asleep, rips an ungodly fart, and then pulls the covers over her head. If the woman does not wake up in 10 seconds, she is probably dead or really wasted.
"Yo how was last night with Ashley?"
"I totally gave her the auschwitz and then bolted when she woke up."