Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.

"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."

Pooping Tom by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014

Pooping Tom

One who peeps while pooping.

I pulled a pooping tom last week when I was pooping outside and I was totally able to see my hot neighbor undress through her window. It was glorious.

Pooping Tom by iTchRRA August 7, 2010

pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

pooping tom by rptl January 27, 2011

Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log

Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!

Pooping Tom by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.

Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!

poopingtons by MisterFarenheight August 14, 2011

Tomato Popping

Akin to cherry popping, however, different in that it occurs in middle-aged to elderly women. The title makes reference to a tomato's large size and bitter taste.

"Sweet Jesus, I just popped (insert MILF name)'s tomato. MMMMMMMMMMM"

-tomato popping

Tomato Popping by Stefan Cruz February 2, 2006